英語(yǔ)手抄報(bào)..xie

English?Humor

英語(yǔ)笑話

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1?Bring?Papa

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T

eacher:?For?final?exam?this?time,?you?can?take?your?textbooks,?your?notebooks,?

your?dictionary?etc.,?just?as?you?do?your?homework?as?usual.?

Frank:?That?sounds?good.?Then?I?can?take?my?papa?here.?

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【譯文】

帶爸爸

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老師

:

本次考試

,

你們可以帶課本、筆記本、詞典等

,

就像你們平常做作業(yè)一樣。

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弗里克

:

太好了

,

那我就可以把爸爸帶來了。

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2?Cat?and?crab

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One?day,?a?cat?played?near?the?lake.?Suddenly,?a?crab?clamped?

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it.?The?cat?is?

rather?cross?,?it?ran?after?the?crab.?After?a?while,?that?cat?ran?into?the?forest.?A?

big?brown?spider?making?its?net?in?the?tree,?

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the?cat?

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caught?

the?big?brown?

spider?very?fast,?and?the?cat?said?

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to?the?big?brown?spider:"?Did?you?think?

if?you?

on?the?net,?I?will?not?know?you??Yes,?I?still?know?you?!"?

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譯文

】貓和螃蟹

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一天，一只貓?jiān)诤呁嫠?。忽然，一只螃蟹夾了它一下。那只貓非常生氣，它追

著那只螃蟹跑。一會(huì)兒，它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的蜘蛛正在樹上織網(wǎng)，

那只貓很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛，并對(duì)它說：

“

小樣兒，你上了網(wǎng)我就

不認(rèn)識(shí)你了？！

”