英語幽默故事

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來了。

Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

老師：彼得！你說說，世界上什么最大？

Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

Teacher: What？Eyelids？

老師：什么？眼皮？

Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

彼得：是的，老師。因為我眼睛一閉，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了

Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽海﹐ne inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

瘋?cè)嗽?br/>
一天晚上，在瘋?cè)嗽豪?，一個病人說："我是拿破侖！"另一個說："你怎么知道？"第一個人說："上帝對我說的！"一會兒，一個聲音從另一個房間傳來："我沒說！"