英語笑話帶翻譯 短一些的有哪些？

Who Discovered Australia?

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.

Johnny: It's there, sir.

Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

Sammy: Johnny, sir.

誰發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?

老師：約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。

約翰尼：先生，在這兒。

老師：對了。薩默，你來回答我是誰發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?

薩默：先生，是約翰尼。

英語笑話如下
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請說說看。學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

英語笑話有：
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
翻譯為：
問：猴子和跳蚤有什么區(qū)別？
答：猴子可以有跳蚤，但跳蚤不能有猴子。