搞笑初一英語(yǔ)作文60字

Welcome to visit my hometown.Beijing is a beautiful city with a long history.There are many famous places of interest in Beijing,such as the Great Wall,the Forbidden City and the Summer Palace.I think The Great Wall will give you a deep impression on your ***.It is looked like a huge dragon and everyone will deeply attracted by the Great Wall.The great time to visit Beijing is April.April is not neither too hot nor to cold,and the trees turn green again and there are flowers everywhere.I hope you can enjoy yourself here.

歡迎來(lái)到我的家鄉(xiāng)。北京是一個(gè)美麗而歷史悠久的城市。北京這里有很多的名勝古跡，像是長(zhǎng)城，紫禁城和頤和園。我想長(zhǎng)城將會(huì)在這次旅途中給你留下了很深的印象。它看起來(lái)像是一條巨龍，每個(gè)人都會(huì)被它深深地吸引住了。來(lái)北京最好的時(shí)間是4月份。4月份既不太冷，也不太熱，樹木變成綠色，到處都是花朵。我希望你能在這里玩得開心。

Maria and I always watch TV programs together. She likes sports shows and loves Chinese cooking shows. I do not like sports shows but do not mind watching Chinese cooking shows. Maria does not mind watching variety shows but I can’t stand it. Once I told her I can’t stand sitcoms, and she laughed, “I do not like it either. You really tell it like it is.”
表格里面的詞全用上了。

展開全部 I went to the zoo with my friends last ***.It was hot and sunny that ***.It took us about two hours to get there by bus.There were thousands of people in the zoo.We saw lots of animals,such as,pandas,kangaroos,polar bears,gifaffes,elephants,tigers,wolves,snakes and so on.We also saw the elephant show.The elephants were so clever that they could do lots of things like us.At noon we had a picnic in the zoo.

為什么沒有答案

對(duì)方那姑娘點(diǎn)餐喝酒就挑最貴的，一瓶紅酒940，點(diǎn)餐整1400，就倆人一頓飯整2300！我去，還說(shuō)什么別的酒喝不慣。果斷借著上廁所走人，讓她自己買單去吧！

這個(gè)就不好說(shuō)啦

結(jié)果只有2個(gè) 一個(gè)是還在世

一個(gè)是已經(jīng)去世了 你也應(yīng)該也是為了圓以前的一個(gè)夢(mèng)想了

沒有要求？？

老子告訴萍姐?。?！

發(fā)生在我們課堂上的。
我們的數(shù)學(xué)老師是50左右的女老師，故事就發(fā)生在某節(jié)數(shù)學(xué)課上。
老師發(fā)現(xiàn)下面有2個(gè)男生在交頭接耳，生氣的把其中一個(gè)男生叫了起來(lái)：“你來(lái)解釋一下你們?cè)谡n堂上說(shuō)話是怎么回事??？”
“額……可能是青春期的愿意吧。”
同學(xué)爆笑。
“好啊，你們青春期，我更年期，咱這課沒法上了！”話畢老師拿起書離開了教室。

事后總覺得這事蠻好笑的，竟然能有這樣的事情發(fā)生呢?。~真是不可思議??！