關(guān)于小偷的英語趣事

聰明的小偷

Clever Thieves
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?

警察：你估計小偷是什么時候進入你家的？
失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么時候？
.burglar
A man went to the police station to speak to a burglar. He asked, "How did you get into my house without waking my wife? Tell me your secret because I've been trying to do that for years."
有一個男人去警察局和一個小偷談話。他問：“你是怎么進入我家卻沒有把我妻子吵醒的？”
告訴我你的秘訣，因為我已經(jīng)試了好幾年了。