誰(shuí)能給我一個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話，有中文翻譯 小學(xué)四年級(jí)水平的，謝謝

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著："學(xué)校----慢行。"

Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
媽媽?zhuān)耗銥槭裁床煌５靥咸碌模?
湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖瓶子了

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他？
杰克：當(dāng)然應(yīng)該了。
湯姆：為什么？
杰克：否則他就該跟我借了。