小學生簡單易學英語小短文

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The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

醫(yī)生懂得多

一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫(yī)院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫(yī)生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫(yī)生說:"我怕他已經(jīng)死了."聽到醫(yī)生的話,這個男人轉(zhuǎn)動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫(yī)生比你懂得多."

1、Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

2、A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying

There are two rabbits in the wood. They are good friends. They go to find food together. They go to school together. They do all the things together. But there is only one thing they do it by oneself. What is it? Do you know? They don’t eat together. Because one of the rabbits is a toy rabbit.

在森林里有兩只小兔子。他們是好朋友。他們一起去找食物。他們一起去上學。他們一起做所有的事情。但是只有一件事情他們是獨自做的。它是什么？你知道嗎？他們不一起吃飯。因為其中的一只小兔子是玩具兔子。

應(yīng)該是張杰的歌把

單口相聲《買桃桃》 一個小學生，跟你一樣大，或者你可以想象成就是你，去便利店買桃桃。他對老板說，拿個大的。老板看他年紀那么小，很不屑的隨手給了他一個。他一看說小了，有沒有更大的。老板有點不相信，但還是給了他一個更大的。小學生（也就是你）有點急了，大聲說，我要你們這兒最大的桃桃?。ㄟ@個地方情緒一定要飽滿）老板不敢怠慢了，認真找了個最大的桃桃給他（也就是給了你）。你高興的把桃桃的外皮撕了，套在了頭上。老板問你，你這是干什么呀小朋友？你說（一臉的驕傲，情緒要飽滿）：老師讓我們?nèi)ソo孤寡老人表演節(jié)目，同學們都參加了，就我沒有。我就去問老師，老師老師，你說我演什么好呢？“演演演！你演個饑！霸！你演！”（譏霸為古語，饑餓的霸主，就是你很餓很餓非常餓，所以你要買大桃桃） 這是一段中國傳統(tǒng)的單口相聲，小朋友你一定要認真學，把嘴皮子練利索了。也許暫且你不是太懂，但是沒關(guān)系，古相聲本來就難理解。放心，老師們老人們肯定懂，肯定會夸你的。好好練，小朋友，我看好你！

部分游戲原聲配樂很短，比如劍三等游戲音樂。