我需要一個(gè)英語(yǔ)小笑話，要很好笑，最好很短，越短越好，而且還要帶翻譯

TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著："學(xué)校----慢行。"

e were interested in discovering just how the doomed hero chose to spend his last days

這是個(gè)冷笑話，
Student:I don't think I deserve an absolute zero.
Prefessor:Neither do I,but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.
學(xué)生：我認(rèn)為我不該得零分。
老師：我也這么覺(jué)得，但只是允許我打的最低分?jǐn)?shù)。