英語(yǔ)趣味短文，要有中文（可以是笑話）。 謝謝了

專業(yè)八級(jí)的服務(wù)員對(duì)老外的招待
前臺(tái)小姐：“Hello.”

老外：“Hi.”

前臺(tái)小姐：“You are what thing？”

老外：“Can you speak english？”

前臺(tái)小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

前臺(tái)小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

前臺(tái)小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”

老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

前臺(tái)小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come?

老師：“難道還有什么事情比我們咬開(kāi)一個(gè)桃子時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)里面有好幾條蟲(chóng)子更糟糕的嗎？”
學(xué)生：“有，發(fā)現(xiàn)所有蟲(chóng)子都只剩下半條了?！?/div>